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By my count I have visited nine castles across Europe on this trip, and far and away the best is Orava. The locals don’t mention the Nosferatu connection, as apparently film history isn’t of huge interest to Slovakians. For them, the history of their castles is tied to the Hungarian and Polish families that alternately and repetitively conquered the region. This is a region where tourist information isn’t guaranteed to be in English and we don’t always know the context of what we are seeing. This, however, is a good thing as the places aren’t full of cheap commercialism.

While climbing the various stairs and sections of this castle, we got to speaking to a couple of German gents about the satisfaction of finally finding a place that properly preserves it’s artifacts, including a ban on flash photos of paintings. When they asked us to drop our admittedly meagre plans and accompany them on their travels for a few days, with the normal caution of travellers and Simon’s new respect for not talking to strangers, we opted to make a judgement of these fellows over lunch before committing to anything or dismissing the offer out of hand. I am glad we did, as we discovered we had chanced upon the most connected guy in Slovakia, Wastl, and his well-travelled friend Günter. In the next 2 days, Wastl got us out of our previous accommodation, found us new digs at a cheap price and showed us more of Slovakia in than we had seen in almost a week. He introduced us to the Slovak spirits Borovička (juniper brandy), slivovica (plum brandy) and demänovka (pear brandy that goes down smooth), he introduced us to more of the food and he introduces us to a former Miss Orava and many other pretty girls. He explained whatever we had seen but didn’t understand in the culture, and gave many more insights (it turns out Slovakians don’t celebrate birthdays, the celebrate name days. They all have the name of a saint and each saint has a day. This also means you can't abuse your kid by calling them Jazmeynefzjiyrt as is the trend at home) and even drove us into Poland for a refreshing kvas. Top bloke. And, as I know you’re reading Wastl, feel free to add any comments and corrections.

By the way Alan, Wastl roadied for The Butterfly Effect.

So, I’ll leave you with all the Slovak you will ever need:
ahoj (ahoy): I’m not kidding, ‘hello’
dovidenia: ‘goodbye’
prosim: ‘please / you are welcome’
d’akujem (da-kwe-em): ‘thankyou’
kurva po pici (kurva-po-pits-e)

As a post script, the late arrival of the post card to Alan, while delaying these updates, was beyond perfect: the card arrived mere hours after he saw Hostel 2. According to Father his face was incredible, and the first thing he said to me over the internets was "U ANUS I SO DT+TNK".

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paulfraser
Jun. 19th, 2007 07:45 pm (UTC)
Ice flow? Has he left the golden fields of Healesville in some way?

I first saw signs for Grindhouse in the NYC subway. It looks a sweet concept. However, I'm not sure if it is showing in Padova and if it were it would be all in Italian (not that that would matter; actions speak louder than words). I assume they are trying to ruin it by advertising it too much?
theonlyh
Jun. 20th, 2007 05:11 am (UTC)
You’ve not seen nothing like the Mighty Quinn!
No, no. Diggs remains inextricably woven into the flannelette of Healesville.
I was referring to the Inuit tale/racial slur of them euthanizing their seniors by setting them adrift on icebergs once they are too old to be productive.


If only it was a case of simple over-advertising.
1. A delayed Australian release.
2. Vile dismemberment into two parts*.
3. Further delayed release of part one. (November???)
4. The staggered release of part two. (Xmas???)
*Rather handily defeating the purpose of a "Grindhouse" feature.

I was really looking forward to Grindhouse. So much so, that if I were our mutual friend Markus Theodore and it was a member of the opposite sex, I would demonstrate my mastery of tact by using the phrase “gagging for the chop” probably followed by a few “Giggidy Giggidies” and most likely finish off with an “Oh Yeah!”
paulfraser
Jun. 20th, 2007 10:26 am (UTC)
Re: You’ve not seen nothing like the Mighty Quinn!
Bitches! They have killed it! That's unbelievable!

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