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"Thankyou for calling the Consulate General of (insert any country whatsoever) in (insert any city whatsoever). If you would like meaningless information, dial numbers 1 through 9. If you would like us to pretend there is an operator to take your call, press 0."


"Sorry, all our operators don't actually exist. In fact, even if you called during the 3 out of every 24 hours we are open, Monday to Friday, we will not answer your call. Ever. In sheer desperation, you may blindly send your documents halfway around the world. Of course, as you have not consulted with us, you are oblivious to Stupid Regulation 67 Section B and we cannot process your application. We hope your slim window of opportunity to get a visa has expired and you are now fucked."


Jan. 30th, 2007 02:47 am (UTC)
Paul- I hope you get your visa. That's awful. *fingers crossed*

Mark- So sorry about your dad. :(

- Jodie x
Jan. 30th, 2007 05:38 am (UTC)
Yeah, it puts my moaning about trivial travel rubbish in perspective.
Jan. 31st, 2007 11:12 am (UTC)
But you elevate moaning about trivial rubbish to an art form.

Also, I just sent Geoff the link to this here blog.

Now taking bets, will he get around to checking it out before Paulie gets home?

- H.
Feb. 1st, 2007 12:23 am (UTC)
Hmm, it is a long shot, but then again we never expected him to use that big word 'girlfriend' to describe a ladyfriend and he stunned us into dropping our drinks on that one.

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