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"Sorry, all our operators don't actually exist. In fact, even if you called during the 3 out of every 24 hours we are open, Monday to Friday, we will not answer your call. Ever. In sheer desperation, you may blindly send your documents halfway around the world. Of course, as you have not consulted with us, you are oblivious to Stupid Regulation 67 Section B and we cannot process your application. We hope your slim window of opportunity to get a visa has expired and you are now fucked."


Jan. 31st, 2007 05:43 am (UTC)
You found Moosehead?!? I've tried so many times to find it in Australia (I had it a few times a good few years ago), but apparently they've stopped exporting it. I always thought it was really nice ... I even have an empty in my (recently decimated) bottle collection, as well as a shirt lying around somewhere. Hopefully it'll be available in NYC!

And yeah, I'm sorry to hear about Mark's dad. No matter when it happens, it's untimely. If you're reading, Mark, have a great birthday.

toodles for now,
Feb. 1st, 2007 04:22 am (UTC)
Re: Moosehead
Heh heh. I remember a few lunch times at the Moosehead with the Moosehead.

Have you tried the uber Dan Murphy's? I'm sure is they can bring in 4 kinds of Baltika they must have it.

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